{"id":11,"date":"2006-01-18T15:18:10","date_gmt":"2006-01-18T23:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/?p=11"},"modified":"2006-01-18T15:53:29","modified_gmt":"2006-01-18T23:53:29","slug":"the-yellow-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"The Yellow Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, it doesn&#8217;t fit!<\/p>\n<p>For those that missed it at the <a href=\"http:\/\/cam.fuggernut.com\/20051211%20baby%20shower\/.web\">baby shower<\/a>: some 28 years ago my grandmother Mimi knit (crocheted?) a yellow hat for me, complete with ribbons to tie under the chin and these strange flower (creepy?) things on the ears. Alas, at 10+ lbs, my head was too big from the start. At the shower we found that it barely fit a small doll&#8217;s head:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"436\" id=\"image14\" alt=\"hat doesnt fit\" src=\"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/hat1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nAnyway, it appears that despite 27 years in a box the yellow hat&#8217;s big day has yet to arrive&#8230; and I&#8217;m not sure it will until someone ends up with a premi. <a href=\"http:\/\/cam.fuggernut.com\/20060113%20home\/.web\/Photo_011206_001.jpg.html\">Sorry Riley<\/a>, but it&#8217;s better this way!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, it doesn&#8217;t fit! For those that missed it at the baby shower: some 28 years ago my grandmother Mimi knit (crocheted?) a yellow hat for me, complete with ribbons to tie under the chin and these strange flower (creepy?) things on the ears. Alas, at 10+ lbs, my head was too big from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riley.newdream.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}